Stolen Version

Taylor Swift albums and songs released under Big Machine Records ("Taylor Swift", "Fearless", "Speak Now", "Red", "1989", "Reputation") are sometimes called "Stolen Version" albums because of Scooter Braun basically "stealing" the albums by purchasing BIg Machine, which made him the owner of masters, music videos and artworks copyrighted by them.

John: hey, what you listening to?
Taylor: "Stay Stay Stay" by Taylor Swift
John: which version?
Taylor: stolen, i'm not a fan of the Taylor's Version

and

John: hey, what's your favorite Taylor Swift album?
Katy: "1989"! i'm really looking forward to the Taylor's Version.
John: i agree, but the stolen version is still good.

by Infev July 7, 2023

I stole your tampon

The act of stealing a tampon and letting the blood drip over your face.

I stole your tampon and got a warm sticky ending.

by SoTrueFacts September 25, 2011

rollin like it's stolin

exactly like it says

Hey G, are we "rollin like it's stolin or something?, cause I see red and blues followin us...

by phuckers September 17, 2010

How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.

Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017

Memes I stole from Instagram v2000

A video some dumbass 15 year old aesthetic egirl took without permission. Nobody gives a damn because these instatard memes aren’t funny. The comments make it even worse

Retard: mEmEs I StOle fRoM iNsTaGrAm v20000000000 normal human with average iq : these aren’t funny you damn egirl

by some random jojotard May 22, 2020

stold

Selling an item that has been stolen from someone.
Conjunction between the words "stole" and "sold."

"Dude, I just stold your car to my girlfriend."

by TAWT September 3, 2012

stole

taking something cool you like from somebody else, hoping they're insured.

Nerd 1: You stole my pocket protector!
Nerd 2: You stole my virginity!

by Mike Hawk is large 'n veiny January 29, 2012