sealpros

The slayer of the unworthy thots and cunts they cannot escape the power within the soul bounder.

its sealpros the slayer of thots.

by The Unknown. December 8, 2019

Sealfight

A term used for when hockey players get into a fight.

"Oh shit, look! They're having a sealfight!"

by JVATYT February 14, 2022

shaft seals

A marine mammal that lives in the engine room of every US submarine. NUBs are sent to feed them for the pleasure of more senior sailors.

"Hey NUB, go feed the shaft seals."

"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."

by B H T August 11, 2008

Reverse Seal

The Reverse Seal or Back Seal has been popularized in Canadian old growth forests. Walking and drinking in the woods; In error, dropping beer on the ground just to pick up and notice it has completely re-sealed. Fresh new beer.

Wow man, look at this Reverse Seal! Is this beer trying to tell me to stop drinking?

by capriz2011 July 6, 2011

Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”

by Yeetson September 12, 2020

Flex seal that pussy

When girls get all the STD's imaginable and need a little something to keep the peens out

"...she needs to flex seal that pussy, the last guy that's gonna enjoy that pussy is Phil Swift."

by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021

Kyle Ily Seale

The Beastest Kid You will Ever Meet
He's such a Thug, everyone loves him
Boss Material!

That kid in Georgia is named Kyle Ily Seale

by Jupe Cazador August 7, 2011