gyno row

Front row at a dirty strip club...inches from a mouthful of the clap.

Man, you should've seen the spray comming from gyno row last night...she must have been busy in the alley before she went on!

by Mike November 27, 2003

back row

describes any person, place, thing, or act that is thought to be perverted, nasty, sexual, etc., etc.

phrase was first coined when dirty acts were performed in the back row

omg, that movie was soooo back row!

omg, that girl is soooo back row!

by Chrisse June 27, 2008

home row slip

When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.

Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?

Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.

Duder 1: nivr

Duder 2: what the fuck?

Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys

Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up

by westfalia January 22, 2010

home row

The first sets of keys a person usually learns in a keyboard. Home row is asdfghjkl; basically, it's the middle row of keys where your fingers should be set when they aren't being used. Your left hand: pinky on the a, index finger on the s, middle on the d, and pointer on the f. Right hand: Pointer on j, middle on k, index on l, and pinky on ;

"Hey man, I just learned home row!" "Holy crap! That is amazing!"

by GSGoldSoft March 8, 2004

skid row

A good 80's metal band

their best song is 18 and life

by JeVoNeR September 14, 2003

Front Row

Being Hammered Drunk.

Taken from Talladega Nights, "and I'm in the front row, HAMMERED DRUNK."

You in the front row tonight?

No I ran out of beer, I'm a couple rows back, but Ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he's up on the stage, soloing.

by BlackLavend May 21, 2009

hoe row

A term origionated in Southeastern Connecticut reffering to mindless cronies lined up closely together at shows, taking up space and pissing off the real fans. They mainly stand together and giggle about how awsome they look that night and how they want to bang the lead singer. Most often girls, they can range from preps to scene kids and can be found at anything from Emo and Indie shows to Ska and Punk/Hardcore shows. The common indicator to spotting them out is the line-like formation and the dance-and-gigle-loudly routine.

"Hey lets go up front, but watch that hoe row they won't fucking MOVE!"

by The 2D2F May 21, 2006