i aint reading allat

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur : (writes a long ass paragraph)

glenn: i aint reading allat 😭🙏

by vsonyx December 20, 2022

Reader

The person who is reading this definition

Hello reader!

by CrayonEater4259 March 5, 2019

Shovel Ready

When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.

Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.

by Ebullient Gideon June 29, 2011

Read

To tell someone about themself, mostly used by gay black men.

"That was a read honey!"
"Don't do it honet, I will read your ass"

by Darren December 3, 2004

readtheory

the most useless and boring reading site ever

Guy 1: Aw man, readtheory lesson's SUCK.
Guy 2: I know, right?

by Somebody who hates readtheory May 19, 2020

James Ready

The best buck a beer you can get in Canada. 5.5% to get you drunk just that little bit faster. Is brewed in Niagra Falls, Ontario.

Fuck your shitty Lakeport, send on a next James Ready.

by Daveyboy420 March 4, 2009

you ain't ready for this

"You ain't ready for this" is basically a way of saying that this is so good you might not be able to handle it.

"I could tell you what happened last night but I bet you ain't ready for this"

"You gotta hear these tunes, you ain't ready for these tunes"

by TheeHitch December 10, 2013