wheelchair (reaction/emoji)

A wheelchair reaction to a text message or post (on slack, messenger, etc.) signifies the original message's intent (or the sender) is handicapped, fundamentally flawed, or severely challenged.

Example usage 1:
*Tesla employee posts to internal slack group:* "I think we should use Gucci-wrapped 18650 battery cells to power the new roadster"
*every sane employee reacts with the wheelchair (reaction/emoji) to indicate this design idea is flawed*

Example usage 2:
*An employee accidentally sends a company-wide message which was only intended for specific people*
*every other employee reacts with the wheelchair (reaction/emoji)*

by moderate_mega_chungus October 19, 2020

ejection seat

A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.

My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.

by Pacos November 1, 2005

Double Ejection

To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.

Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?

by Cameron March 30, 2004

receptionist

answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone

receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*

by mouse_347 August 25, 2007

My Reflection

Kandarp, you truly are my reflection...from the deep secrets, to silly little things i do, to the most embarassing habits i have...you know it all...there is no hiding from you...you are part of my heart, my soul and my life...MY REFLECTION
You have such faith and devotion in our relationship...i couldnt have asked for a better lover and best friend...you are truly my reflection
Love you always,
Himali

Kandarp is Himali's reflection

by himali December 20, 2004

Hugh G. Rection

Ummm..... It's self explanatory. You know...by reading the name.

He has a Hugh G. Rection! Ok..That didnt really make any sense.

by An ASIAN DUDE July 8, 2004

Urban Dejection

dejection faced by those whose words are continuously rejected by urbandictionary.com for the word the day

The rejection of my brain child, 'testickles', by the editors of urban dictionary gave me a strong case of urban dejection.

by ECGirls September 7, 2010