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quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.
I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.
by El Wappo. May 19, 2020
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Quarantine Papi

: A sugar daddy that provides food and a quarantine compound.
Daisy decided to hunker down with her Quarantine Papi.
by GOAL-OSO May 23, 2020
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Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.
Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.
by SirSwankington June 1, 2020
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Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts
by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020
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quarantinesia

A state of mind causing lack of memory or forgetfulness on recalling dates, realities and happenings during a lockdown or quarantine.
Please refresh my memory on what day of the week it is, my quarantinesia has allowed lose track.

Do we need toilet paper? My quarantinesia is preventing me from remembering if I stocked up enough.
by Reali_D June 29, 2020
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Quarantine Friend

They are your true friends during the pandemic because they call and text you. As you do the same. They check up on you and it isn’t a one way conversation.

It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.
“ Yea Giovanni and Samantha are my quarantine friends, the rest are just acquaintances :)”
by Papi_chronicle July 9, 2020
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Quarantine License

Originating in Charlotte, NC. Students in their teens during the Covid-19 era were allowed exemption from the North Carolina DMV driving test and given a provisional drivers license. These words are used to describe people who are bad at driving and make unthinkable mistakes related to operating a motor vehicle.
person 1: How in the fuck did he manage to flip that car in a 25 zone?!
person 2: lmao bet that nigga got a Quarantine License.

person 1: Damn bruh, I could do for a glizzy right now on god.
person 2: fa sho man hop in. The whip is a lil dirty tho, just move that shit to the back.
person 1: Why the hell you got a whole ass bumper in the front seat?
person 2: A little dude with a Quarantine License hit my shit.
by GlizzyActivity August 5, 2020
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