protein cannon

A cannon full of protein

Look, that cannon is full of protein!

by Fetch-bitch November 3, 2004

protein powder

n. This is the resulting powder after you have depositing cum into (or onto) your cum dumpster (see also fuck buddy). Once this ejaculate dries and is rubbed or brushed against, it produces a fine powder known as protein powder.

Last night I gave Lisa a Superman, when I woke up this morning the sheet had come unglued and there was protein powder all over my new fucking sheets! I had to make that bitch snort up all of that shit before I received my blumpkin!

by enhanced April 14, 2010

Protein Punch

A sexual maneuver in which the male participant ejaculates onto his clenched fist, then proceeds to punch his female companion in the face. A variation of the timeless classic: the jelly roll.

Susan shrieked in horror as Harold cocked his hand back and yelled "Protein Punch!!!!"

by Sailorjeff and Sands June 7, 2011

PROtentious

Professionally pretentious.

adj. Its a spoonerism, a combination of two words to make some shit up...

dude, have you ever watched six feet under?
yeah, bro. its good, but the director allan ball thinks hes intellectually above all of us. ooooh, a story about funeral homes, and death, youre sooo coool.

theres a song by tal bachman "shes so high above me", that everyone thinks is sung by everclear. its not.
the bitch in the song is protentious.

by ducty December 29, 2011

involuntary protein spill

british for jizzing in your pants.

ohh noo yesterday..i was sipping tea with my grandmother and i told her that i suddenly had a involuntary protein spill!

by amber.and.erin.are.cool May 1, 2009

protein stain

Something that does NOT come out with just shampoo. Very sticky, irritating, but not flammable

Hey harry, this protein stain tastes nothing like caviar!!!

by Zack Morris May 13, 2005

Protieus

Someone who just can't win.

Manz0r I suck at teh internet


shut up protieus

by Bitie November 13, 2003