pretendinitis

The pain and discomfort endured while having a tedious conversation, usually the result of long periods of smiling and nodding. Facial muscles can be eased periodically with generic comments such as "Oh really?", "Uh-huh", and "That's crazy."

Pretty long, I started to get pretendinitis

by sugartees August 3, 2010

I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something”

*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something

by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020

I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.

*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008

Pretendica

Good mid-grade cannabis. Not too many seeds and a good enough high, so it's worth the price.

Hey man, give me some of that pretendica.

by pretendica September 16, 2007

pink pretender

A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.

Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.

Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

presence

Lving in the one singular moment. Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions. The vortex of the ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time

Man that dude's cool. So present. It permeates all.

by NapDynoGosh April 24, 2005

Prebe

(Pronounced Pree-b). A prebe is typically a pre-pubescent girl or boy (usually a girl), who is immature, loves the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus, and may be emo. A prebe is annoying and pest-like. The typical age range of prebes is 12-14.

Hey, are those girls hot?
"No dude, they're prebes."
Oh, I hate prebe girls.

by ashtonktchrlvr546 June 17, 2010