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Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.
Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*
by dxjtg September 19, 2021
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Choir-Practice-Heeley

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks
Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.
by Dalerino February 24, 2022
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practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.
-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".
by J○LT March 20, 2018
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virgin in practice

A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.

*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.

**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.

gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
by Prof K1792 July 4, 2017
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Practical Deistology

Practical Deistology is the practical area of deistology that seeks on putting the technodeist technologies and technologies for search for extraphysical beings in practice, the elaboration of experiments related to the search for extraphysical beings and the experimentation and/or analysis of the hypothesis related to extraphysical life forms.
"Practical deistology is a really based area of study, but it will probably only start to be developed like in 10-20 years from now such as the whole technodeist movement and the deistological area."

"Practical deistology might be the last hope of spiritual people and of several other groups to find out if extraphysical beings and life really exist or not, such as the whole existence of extraphysical worlds and dimensions."
by Full Monteirism March 6, 2021
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I've had plenty of practice

True, but has said voluminous practice actually done you any good???
The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
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practicate

To make simple and/or practical. Usually used for conflicts, arguments, or ideas.
In order to solve this dispute, we must first practicate it.
by KylieRinsley February 27, 2017
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