Poner

A poner is someone who poses to be a stoner. They claim they’re ‘pros’ and total weed masters but have no idea wtf they’re doing or talking about.

“I passed the blunt to Becka and she didn’t even inhale it wastin all my weed actin fake high n shit. She got the blunt hella wet too, I aint smoking with her again.”

“She a poner bro. She bought an 8th for 50 dollars, she clueless.”

by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019

Pooneral

Where you bury your own poop.

I just buried my poop at my pooneral.

by gregben March 19, 2022

ponered

To have poked someone with a boner (a mix between poked and boner).
Occures in situations when someone has an erection and is close with another person.

Me and her were having some RMs (random makeouts), when I ponered her.

by NickGe March 1, 2007

Ponderosa pounder

The act of eating buffet food then taking a hard shit in to a condom and using that for a dildo on your woman.

Bob and Tammy shared a romantic dinner at their local Ponderosa buffet. Things got a little weird when they got home and bob gave her the ol Ponderosa pounder in the bedroom.

by Abe simpson October 15, 2020

pooner bitch

not just a normal bitch, but a pooner bitch. a pooner is someone born out of someones anus

angus oke is a pooner bitch

by jason mchua August 17, 2004

ponderize

To ponder/memorize something

I ponderize a scripture every day.

by 100sreven7 December 19, 2015

Pooner

Noun: Someone that is a party pooper. No fun to have around.
Verb: To poon out. To drop out of a momentous group activity to the detriment of others.

"We're all cancelling our trip to Vegas because of Frank? What a pooner!"
"Don't invite JT. He's a pooner. He'll totally talk through the whole movie."
"So it looks like Steve's pooning out. What a pussy."
"Pete was going to bring the beer, but his wife found out so he totally pooned out. What a pooner."

by Basque JRED November 10, 2014