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playing mario

Yeah, we'll be playing mario this weekend
by Joe August 28, 2004
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playing roles

The Act of pretending to fuck with someone and or want to be with someone just to get what you want or the best possible out come.
J.T: A bro I heard you fuckin wit THOT Bre. What you on??
Eddie: Lil Cuz I ain't on shit I'm out here playing roles..
by KingPenParadise September 23, 2016
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Playing Swords

A game where two men slap eachother with their dicks.
I walked in and saw them playing swords, and felt sad that I was left out.
by YaBoiJimbus October 29, 2018
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If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.
Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!
by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017
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playing Guess Who?

When you get a friend request from some random person on Facebook and there are multiple people in the profile picture, causing you to play Guess Who. Sometimes the actual requester is surrounded by beautiful people in their picture, causing you to become interested and add them as a friend.
overlooking friend who is checking friend requests on facebook*

Me: "Who the heck is that?"

Friend: "IDK man, theres two hot chicks and a butterface, im playing Guess Who? right now"
by Lil Mikey E January 12, 2011
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Playing 'Fruit Ninja'

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.
Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!
by mindbrand February 21, 2023
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not playing any games

fuckin hell have u drank that whole bottle of vodka?

yeh im not playing any games
by Tren September 28, 2004
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