Neil's law (also known as Neil's Rule of Homoerotic Analogies or Neil's Rule of Analogies About Your Mom) is an assertion made by Josh Neil in 1990 that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homoeroticism or your mom approaches 1." In other words, Neil said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to your mom or homoerotic acts.
"Did you see that Alex shaved his beard?" "Ya, I'd hit that pretty mouth." "Dude, Neil's Law is so true."
by Warn A Wigga December 13, 2013
Get the Neil's Lawmug. Member of chad neils: hello lads i am a member of chad neils
Functioning member of society: please leave me alone
Member of chad neils: fucking kill yourself
Functioning member of society: please leave me alone
Member of chad neils: fucking kill yourself
by Geedon March 13, 2021
Get the Chad Neilsmug. A guy that the loves laugh now cry later. Low ranking member of rgwm and mid tier for sbc. Can be defined as tall, big and fucking gay. Hide you’re daughters y’all!
Neil heji: Yo rohail you sexy beast wanna sing laugh now cry later
Rohail siddiqui: No I’m not a Neil Heji bro (ayaans a faggot)
Rohail siddiqui: No I’m not a Neil Heji bro (ayaans a faggot)
by Eissa rehan is balding November 22, 2021
Get the neil hejimug. Neil Jhon is a very simple person, he is the best boy you cold ever meet.He has a amazing smile and he has a beautiful eye,and he was a servant of God .
I wish I had someone like Neil Jhon.
I wish I had someone like Neil Jhon.
by UnknownPerson1997 March 8, 2022
Get the Neil Jhonmug. I went Uncle Neil on a staff member this morning. I got my shitkickers on for a wedding, I want to see my large breast-asis Jennykins for a send off, Go Uncle Neil on his lazy ass
by Barriesucks May 20, 2018
Get the uncle neilmug. Aaron: Did you see that guy who ran the kid over?
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!
Ryan: Yeah bro, that’s Neil Jansen. I wish he would hit me with his car!
by Hubala nana April 25, 2019
Get the Neil Jansenmug. A nick name established in 1978 following the children's entertainment revolution earlier that year. The name was traditionally used as a name for Indian stereotypes (Big nose, Doctors) however, nowadays cartoon revolutionists use this terminology as a name for people or organism who have a resemblance that of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who is a character within the well know children's cartoon 'Phineas and Ferb'. Individuals who are called this name tend to use the name to insult others simply because of their insecurity to do with there lack of self esteem and their inability to succeed as doctors in the future.
"look! its Neil-kumar"
by The Great Big Chungus February 26, 2019
Get the Neil-Kumarmug.