Miked

Some one who makes jokes soo horrible that you can't help but laugh at the joke and especially them.

"Man you totally miked that joke faggot"

by phoyto March 28, 2009

white mixed with asian

a person who is part white, part asian. This could also be referred to as a wasian.

Andrew Lee is white mixed with asian. One of his parents is white, one is asian.

by Mike "White Man" Jaworski May 3, 2006

miked

when someone you care about or love disappears for weeks, months, years on end; then they make up lame excuses and cover ups for not contacting you with excuses such as:

I've been really busy.
I thought about contacting you, but with being gone so long, I figured I'd have to make some huge gesture to win you over.
I just didn't have time.

clearly, these excuses are moot; considering how EASY it is to send an e-mail, text message, myspace message, anything...technology makes it too easy folks...

you should stay away from these "mikes" as they are hazardous to your health

you: "i haven't heard from him/her in so long, i miss them/need to tell them it's over, and they won't return my calls, e-mails, or texts"

me: "that sucks"

you (2 weeks later): "he/she finally messaged me saying they've been busy and (see above lame excuses)"

me: "you got MIKED"

by Joseph Saint August 21, 2007

Mixed Luggage

When 2 people who each have their own emotional baggage get together.

Robyn is a divorced mom of 5 and Jeff has 3 pfa's against him, i cannot believe they are hooking up....man thats some mixed luggage!

by Usl-spct September 21, 2011

Mixed Race Seperatism

The belief that people of mixed race ancestry/heritage should become their own independent race instead of assimilating with full blooded races

I want my own race because I believe in mixed race seperatism

by Captain Mulatto April 24, 2022

asian mixed

A person who is mixed with Asian and another race. most mixed Asians are extremely beautiful, kind hearted, have nice full chests, and just an all time great body and personality. If you know one, she's a keeper. You're lucky.

Fonzie- dude that girls so asian mixed!
Caleb- how can you tell?
Fonzie- just look at her boobs!
Caleb- man you're right she's like a 34DD!
Fonzie- I heart she's a sweetheart too ;)
Caleb- DIBS.

by Xohbabe_ December 24, 2013

A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer

An old theatre tongue twister. Used as a way to warm up the tongue before a show, it has gained notoriety recently due to Cards Against Humanity, and it has been difficult to for people to say to this day.

Bailey tried to say A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer for ten minutes earlier.

by ALSAT December 18, 2020