Merl

A term used as an insult.
Somewhat like the word jerk.

Guy: "Hey, you wanna go get laid?"
Girl: "No, you're such a merl!"

by Erika Elite Tx March 16, 2008

Nicolas Marulanda

A guy who is weird and practices happy tapioca with excite. he has matias which is an anger management friend and eats tide pods

hey what is this pudding? Oh Nicolas Marulanda stop this is rape i will call the cops

by yeetecus January 25, 2018

Merlin

Merlin is sometimes used to replace words such as sperm, cum, semen, jizz and spunk. Merlin is a male gamete or reproductive cell that is produced in the testicles. The word 'merlin' is a slang word that originated in the UK.

1. She was giving me a blowjob when I pulled out and covered her face in merlin.

2. When she walked out of the toilet, she had merlin on her lip.

by Merlin maker March 31, 2013

medulla

Term for receiving oral sex from a woman.

Nothing's wrong with a little medulla.
I got some medulla last night.

by Andre McCullough December 14, 2008

merl

When a dog or cat is sitting and they raise their hind legs so that their anus is in direct contact with the carpet and then use their front legs to drag their ass around. Sometimes it leaves a stain.

Fido just merled a nasty stripe on your mom's new carpet.

The cat is merling at least a dozen times a day, it may be time to hit it with a shovel.

by mcgillicutty April 4, 2003

merfle

Merfle is a brand of soap

I wash my hands with merfle

by bno December 19, 2004

merle

A polite way of calling someone haggard. Based on the name of country music icon Merle Haggard.

"It's Monday and this bar is full of merles, we should have a good chance of going home with someone tonight."

by mc oroville December 2, 2005