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Jean-Paul Manoeuvre

The act of consuming a croissant without crumbling a single atom of crumb. Throughout the period of enlightenment this was considered an impossible act by mere mortals. However, in the year 1869, frenchman Jean-Paul Bordeaux brought the human race to a new horizon of the art of croissant-eating (croissantology) when he consumed an entire croissant in one bite; completely without crumbing. One can draw great parallels between the Jean-Paul Manoeuvre and the more modern "Grape Fruit Technique" due to the similar wrist movements whilst performing both manoeuvres.
Jean Valjean (whilst in the possession of a croissant): "Do you think there is a way of eating this without crumbling?"
Mathieu: "Hell no mon ami! The only way is to perform the The Jean-Paul Manoeuvre."
by magnisius March 7, 2018
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Sniping's a good job mate.

I can guarantee you won't go hungry, because at the end of the day, someone is always gonna want someone else Dead.
"Sniping's a good job mate." - Sniper TF2
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Materia

Magically infused orb used in Final Fantasy VII's gameplay. Categorized into five different types: magic, support, command, independent, and summon. Must be equipped on weapon or armor, and the number of slots on the weapon or armor determines how many materia a character can equip.
I enjoy teh materia.
by Eyeballflyball July 21, 2003
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Mateen

Of mythical origin. The sexiest beast in the whole universe, he controls and does whatever he wishes. There is truly no stopping him when he is awake. But he lays dormant for millions of years at a time before awakening.

When he does, women fall for him like a line of dominos. He is truly the pinnacle of sexiness, power and potency!
Taco: The times of Mateen's awakening are near, brace yourselves!
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Shit Mate

When you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a shit mate!
by Jevs92 May 9, 2010
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Sole Mate

A one-legged person who shares the same shoe size as another one-legged person but has the opposite foot missing, so that the two can share a pair of shoes between them. Term coined by amputee motivational speaker Josh Sundquist.
Stephen bought a new pair of sneakers, but since he only has a left foot, he gave the right shoe to his sole mate Josh, who only has a right foot.
by ManiaMan88 March 11, 2017
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Date or Mate

Date or Mate is a common shithead disease, widely spread between gay Instagram stories.
Omg Karen put date or mate on your story
by mate your small October 21, 2019
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