Manatease

When you take family and friends out to look for manatees here in Florida. But you can't find any. Mantease

Went looking for Manatee, no luck, Manatease

by Lynil30 June 30, 2023

mandate

Redneck slang (date with a man)

Mama, I'd love to eat dinner witcha all tonight, but my mandate's a-comin' to pick me up.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Mandate

Some bullshit the government tries to tell you to do that’s not a law.

Did you guys hear about the new Covid vaccine mandate?

by GHANDI😳😳 September 3, 2023

Mandates

Some bu!!sh!t that government claims is a law when it makes no sense in bettering the country or state

I can no longer manufacture nuclear warheads due to the new mandates

by Goffyahhdefonitions September 4, 2023

manatee

what cameron thought tas was for four years… an UGLY SLOTH.

you were a manatee now you’re a mermaid

by imsohqppy December 28, 2023

manatee

A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.

I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!

by HoldingForth February 1, 2024

Maneater

Tabitha the real maneater. A girl who takes no boys sh*t. Eats these boys alive.

“Hey you know Tabitha?”
“Yeah don’t mess with her she’s a maneater”

by Muahxoxokisses November 13, 2023