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Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
by Steakface December 17, 2009
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manilingus

A man tucks his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style (creating a mangina), and then another man or possibly woman then proceeds to perform oral services around the mangina-area. Probably doesn't feel very sexually fulfilling, but is great for a story to tell at the bars and likely tickles.
After Jay tucked his penis back "Buffalo Bill" style, Silent Bob went down and performed manilingus on him in front of the Mooby's.
by Sam Oakleaf February 22, 2007
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Maelin

She is a funny girl usssaly falling for guys with glasses, she dose t take know for a wander and prefers sweats more than enything, she likes animals and being lazy, most guys end up falling for her personality and looks, she is sweet but savage us slay talking about memes
My friends name is maelin
by May the daragon October 4, 2018
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Malinformation

Malinformation is fake information to make a scheme sound more believable. Often in the form of testimonials backing up Pyramid-like schemes. These scams tend to target people who suffer from chronic misinformedness.
Example from www.autocashforlife.com:
"If you are not making thousands of dollars every month..."

Etc. etc. false claims, testimonials, only $50, you'll be making money in less then two hours...this page is full of malinformation.
by SchemeHater April 20, 2009
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Malin

The act of settling for a hand-job, blow-job or anal sex when the girl is on her period!
It was a malin
by Couchie911 June 15, 2011
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Malin

A person that really loves horses.
She only cares about her horses, she's such a Malin.
by Thomas Manning November 29, 2010
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maling

A nylon v-neck pullover most frequently worn by high school football coaches, bar league softball players, and meat-heads in general; they match with zubaz and tight gray work out shorts.
Hey Keith, could you grab my maling out of the truck when you come back from the liquor store.
by rk3000 September 2, 2005
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