Dry mopping

The art of ejaculating on a mate and essentially “mopping” it up with your testicles

She was so kinky, so I finished her off by dry mopping her.

by Atheist.christian March 11, 2018

Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020

aggressive mopper

A guy named Matthew that uses a swiffer mop to clean tables and hits people in the face and stomachs without realizing it.

Matthew is an aggressive mopper.

by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020

Bopple Mopple Qorp

Another way of wishing someone a happy birthday.

Hey yo!!! Bopple Mopple Qorp my dude!! Another lap around the sun!

by Guanger October 23, 2020

Hand-mopping

v. When a proficient piano player is able to hit several groups of notes at different ends of the piano, sometimes in a sweeping motion, at a very fast pace (during an Allegro piece).

"Yeah she's a really good piano player".
"OH YEAH do you remember in the last performance she was absolutely hand-mopping those keys!"

by _masterdefine_ February 16, 2022

Wop Mopping

WOP = Without official papers
MOP = Modifying official papers

When an Italian forges documents in order to obtain credit or a loan.

Sal couldn’t get approved for a mortgage but a little bit of wop mopping his NOA and bank statements changed all that.

by Jeromeleggings June 14, 2022

Oral Mopping

Cleaning something with your tongue. Usually used in a sexual context. It is named this way due to the way the tongue moves being similar to how a mop moves when used for cleaning floors.

I decided that I would use oral mopping instead of cleaning the toilets normally.

by Shugunou February 16, 2023