Ass Lure

A small worm-like hemorrhoid named for it's resemblance to the "lure" used by anglerfish to catch their prey.

I wanted to put a finger in her can but their was an ass lure guarding the entrance

by Pola Pe'a September 20, 2012

Yanny vs Laurel Debate

After a tweet by Cloe Feldman went viral, the internet exploded in debate wether a robot’s voice says: “yanny” or “laurel” And so the Yanny vs Laurel Debate was born.

Man 1: Hey what do you think the robot says in the Yanny vs Laurel Debate?

Man 2: I think it says Yanny.

Man 1: Dude, what? It’s totally Laurel

by FloatingHaddock June 6, 2018

Resting on your laurels

To present one’s past accomplishments as evidence of present greatness; becoming lackadaisical or passive because of past accolades.

Husband: Bitch, thick chicken is dry af and these potatoes aren’t even cooked!
Wife: I made you beef Wellington with parsnip mousolline yesterday!
Husband: I’m not a misogynist, but damn it, girl! Quit resting on your laurels and step up your game.

by MexiCanTankery March 25, 2019

Cream WAP Lure

A woman who waits in the woods with her creamy WAP exposed to lure eligible bachelors to their untimely demise.

"Damn bro, did you hear about Terry? I heard that bitch from 6th street got him with her cream WAP lure. We better pour one out for the homie."

by Quiet Swami December 30, 2020

Lursel

1)A carnivourus mammal who persists in staying

2) someone who makes up stories about accomplishments they have received or earned that are clearly false but are stupid that they don't even warrant a response.

3) pretends to know everything

Lursleler, lursling

Bruce lurseled me at my desk in the office today when I had a huge deadline due. What a prick! On top of that he stole two of my clients while distracting me with his story about how he built MARTA

by Liam 47 October 17, 2012

laurel-lynn

A gorgeous woman who will be bye your side till the end and will do anything she can to put a smile on your face , some days she can be stubborn,but she always makes up for it with her pretty smile

There is Laurel-Lynn the nicest girl you will meat

by 0099999 October 2, 2017

Laurell

Laurell Is A Person Who Comes With The Positive Energy. A Person Who Is Willing To Take Care Of Others, Laurell Is A Freak, Laurell Is Hot And Has Technique You Will Always Remember , He Has The Potential Of Anything And Very-SMARTASTIC.

Laurell You Are Nasty!

by JustinAnderson June 10, 2018