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lechman

A fat cow who is up tight and needs to get laid, and has orgasm over donuts.
Sarah is such a lechman.
Omg connie pulled a lechman
by Ryan Frost December 29, 2007
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I Lechoo

So many people wonder what "I Lechoo" is and what it stands for. It's really quite simple: It's a catch-phrase. One can even call it a universal interrogative particle. I lechoo can be placed just about anywhere and for everything. I lechoo think that I lechoo will just be slang. You see, we here at "ilechoo.com" have a mission, and that mission is to introduce a new phrase into our language, any language. It's really phenomenal how things come to be, and the history of "I lechoo" is evident. I won't go into that much right now, but I will explain, if even for just a bit, a few of the ways "I lechoo" can be implemented into daily life; if you see a political leader doing something you don't really agree with you can ridicule their actions by stating sternly, "I lechoo" - this provides a sort of inner-release necessary in maintaining ones cool. Perhaps your boss decides to give you a raise and hands over a few tickets to San Tropez, or any other exotic destination on Earth, well this is a perfect time to express your gratitude with "I lechoo."

So, you see, there's really a wide range of uses for "I lechoo" - we've all discussed how odd it is that people always answer the phone with the ubiquitous "hello," well next time the phone rings pick it up and answer with "I lechoo," and I by all means lechoo. This lets the caller know that you're ready for talking and you don't want to spend those precious moments checking to see if the call actually went thru like they used to do "back in the good ole days" - with their sorry "hello" babble. I can think of infinite possibilities for this phenomenal conjuncture, but I'll leave it up to your imagination to begin applying it to whatever you feel is appropriate. Let's watch history develop and evolve, I lechoo.
Bartender: "Can I get you boys a beer?"

You: "Ahh, sure, I lechoo get me a New Castle."
by Giovanni Hernández January 22, 2004
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vagina leech

(n) Male who incessantly pops his pastel polo collars, talks up his game, acts like a jerk-off, and leeches the freshman vag. Often a fraternity related disorder.
Man, that frat boy sure is a vagina leech, he picked up 3 chicks this weekend!
by rd7 May 13, 2005
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leech

1. Any of various chiefly moronic filesucking, bandwiidth hogging, and carnivorous 'users' of the class assholenea takeallus, of which one species (homo forumis) is generally found to suck in forums too.

2. One that preys on or clings to another; a parasite, fileleech.

3. One on who existance depends on the good deeds of others, but never themselves.

4. One who does not support the community.
slx laughs as he leeches off P2P. 'What fools they are!', he thinks to himself, 'P2P my ass, P2ME I say! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!'
by Ðiego December 9, 2002
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pedo-leech

Someone who sucks the essence of small children. Not intended to sound as dirty as it sounds.

Someone whose presence is so disturbing that it makes babies die.
The school's only male p.e. teacher walked in the room and all of his students started having a collective epilepsy. What a pedo-leech.
by carlaandchloe September 2, 2007
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lechaso

" leche "(what an erected penis spits) but in big amounts
She always ask for more than one lechaso
by jako July 26, 2003
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Lechery

Illicit or extra-marital sexual activity. See also: adultery, fornication.

It is a high-brow word to help you sound more sophisticated as you explain why you are no longer married.

A related term is mental lechery...its pretty self-explanatory.
Dan Forth: To your own knowledge has your husband ever committed the crime of lechery? Answer me woman! Is your husband a lecher?
by EZ_CHEEVER March 28, 2009
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