Lobster Licker

a) Someone who loves Lobsters
b) a lesbian
c) a lobster fisherman

Look at those Lobster Lickers.

Bob, loves Lobster . . . one might say he's a Lobster Licker.

by MrEvilGoat April 13, 2009

Lobster diving

Sexual position in which the man performs cunnilingus while simultaneously tweaking the nipple making the nom nom nom noise.

Eric was lobster diving Beth when she farmed.

by Pattycakes August 4, 2014

Lobster pop tart

When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period

Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.

by Crabshaq February 21, 2017

Lobsterfest

A sea-town lobster extravaganze, featuring a parade, a butter vat, and a shell pile

It's time for Lobsterfest!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

nob lobster

Women who uses teeth while performing fellatio. Technique number 1,234 in the Great Book of Grizundor (the holiest text in the Cult of the Porn Bear). See www.pornbear.co.uk.

Look the state of my bell end. She's been nipping at it like a mad nob lobster.

by Keeper of the honey pot of plenty October 23, 2003

Lobses

"I love it!", or possibly "I love you!"

Usually a stand-alone phrase.

Infinitive form being "to lobs", it most commonly appears in its conjugated form.

Roommate: Like, omigaaad! Those shoes are sooo kyooot!

Roommate's friend: Thanks, they're from Urban.

Roommate : Lobses! I just got one of their beltssss...

by Kitka March 30, 2009

lobstitute

a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.

Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.

by justintimer September 10, 2009