longrie

- Lingerie is a player and likes to snap you at night but never talk to you at school
- he is pretty cute
- he is a player
- he has lots of popular friends and doesn't classify you as cool enough or good enough
- he might be bi

"Longrie acts so gay"

"Longrie is such a player"

"He is so oblivious!"

by brae brae 542 April 23, 2018

longratsl

An A- OK person; usually attractive, funny, watches good tv shows: a very likeable person

That girl is such a longratsl, I think I'm gonna ask her out/

by jennlagarcialkow May 8, 2018

longamer

Person of unusual character and wisdom who plays life itself for maximum experience, achievement, health or renown but mostly because we die. Longamers are typically outsiders not matching mainstream social behaviour patterns or interests as their outlook and action bias puts them at odds with immediate gratification/entertainment-based culture.

I tried talking my usual shit but she's a longamer.

by Sunny Winters July 21, 2018

Longas

Something way too much

Damn. The only thing keeping Mark and Hazal from eachother is the invisible bounds, known as states to the modern world. That's fucking longas!

by HazalIsThePerfectHumanBeing August 24, 2018

Longer Air

When something requires big gay or is a big shooter

Alex: John's PP requires longer air

by Longer Air May 28, 2019

longame

A blend of 'long game' - a term from sports or any activity where having a plan or strategy is advantageous, defining life as a game that can be played better by thinking ahead and applying wisdom in order to improve outcomes for oneself, society or civilization.

In psychology, an implementation of delayed gratification over a long term, such as a career or a lifetime, by a longamer, in order to attain and sustain advantages in health, success, wellbeing, creativity, legacy etc.

Fuck this instant gratification rat race, from now on I'm playing the longame; staying in shape and taking responsibility for life - no more consuming bad food and entertainment like the herd, I'm officially a longamer.

by Sunny Winters July 1, 2019

Longoria

The act of applying crunchy peanut butter, grape jelly, and mayonnaise to a flower tortilla then wrapping said tortilla arround ones sexual organ, proceeding to fap and ejaculate into the entire used-to-be foodstuff.

He went to his room and pulled a longoria.

by Deeznuts49 September 10, 2019