Logan Woolf

A little bitch who likes to take long gay walks on the beach

Quit acting like Logan Woolf

by Urbancowboy701 November 6, 2017

Legal Pedophile

A person in his late 20's or older who is dating a minor aged 16-18 years old.

- "Can you believe that Dave is dating a 16 year old... what a sick bastard."
- "Well, it's still over the age of consent, he's not breaking any laws..."
- "Still fucked up, he's a legal pedophile... but hey, better that than an 18-year old dating a fucking 100-year old..."

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

Logan Shell 2

Logan Shell is a war thunder playing, trash panda gay guy who eats raw salami without chewing. He loves roblox and drinks meatloaf smoothies everyday.

Logan Shell 2 loves war thunder

by Ororex April 2, 2022

Logan Fold

When your buddy says he’s closing down the bar and ends up in bed by 10PM

Person 1: Yo where’s Logan
Person 2: He went home
Person 1: typical Logan fold

by Rizmirez May 9, 2023

Logan Lanyon

the chillest mf ever

can be found hanging out in random local parking lots

urban legend at the Kings Academy known as Bowl, everybody knows of him but few people know him fr

Damn bro Logan Lanyon is here, I thought he was an urban legend

by swordofdick May 10, 2023

your local old man

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Marion Local

Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?

“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”

“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”

by Floobies8008 October 26, 2020