lobsterworthy

Describes a moment or an occasion that you consider so special that you have to go celebrate with a delicious lobster, as if it was an edible trophy or...something.

Friend: He finally popped the question!
BFF: OMG! Lobsterworthy moment!

or

Son: Mom, I got first place in the science fair.
Mom: Really? I have to share this lobsterworthy news with your dad!

by Red Lobster February 3, 2015

lobstalicious

|lahbstaˈli sh əs|

--adjective

1. Highly pleasant.

2. Generally awesome at life.

3. Excitingly appealing; radiating sexuality; attractively savory.

Sometimes we like to play in fountains, because we're lobstalicious.

by Lobsta Maniac January 3, 2009

Tucson lobster

n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.

It's spring break in San Diego, let's go bag some Tucson lobsters!

by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010

Lobster Shot

In the age old classic game of magnetic darts, joining of three darts magnetically and throwing, what resembles a lobster, at the board with the objective getting a bulls-eye. This generally takes place in the fifth, and final, round of a game. If a bulls-eye is achieved the thrower automatically wins the match regardless of score.

Dude, I was totally down 150 points but threw a lobster shot for the win.

by jjdart January 19, 2010

lobsti

The correct term for more than one lobster.

Hey, look at those skinny lobsti.

by baul paker April 6, 2010

LOBSTER POLISH

a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.

intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.

(intern returns unsuccessful)

intern: Its not in the storage.

chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!

by cookme December 25, 2010

Lobster Fist

The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.

LOBSTER FIST

From a real Craigslist Post:

Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)

We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.

We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.

So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.

We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.

On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.

Location - Montreal

by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013