dropped lolly

A young woman that you would love to pick up and lick, but is probably completely covered in germs. (a lolly in Britain or Australia is a small piece of candy)

That Paris Hilton would be a good score, but you'd have to wear two body condoms as she's a dropped lolly.

by Rozo December 29, 2007

Cock Lobbying

When a woman uses her vagina to get what she wants, she influences the actions of men with sex. some believe a master of cock lobbying could get away with murder or even get rich.

Person 1: "I don't know why I keep buying things for Julie."
Person 2: "Oh bro, she's totally cock lobbying you."
Person 1: "No way dude!!"
Person 2: "Then why did you give her all your belongings?"
Person 1: "....... Oh shit.. I've been cock lobbied."

by Ew! January 24, 2015

one step shortcut to the lobby

To commit suicide off of an office or hotel building. Used in Iron Man 3.

Aldrich: “Well in the first hour, I considered taking that one step shortcut to the lobby..if you know what I mean.”

by IronManFan May 4, 2019

lolbags

a funnier way to say rather than the general 'lol'

Steff: "Is Dumbledore gay?"

Katie: "I think so. it's probably why he likes Harry so much!"

Steff: "lolbags!!"

by Fia bbz February 9, 2009

Lolly Popper

a woman who knows how to orally get a guy to orgasm quickly.

1. Her motivation made her the best lolly popper ever!

2. The way she moved her toung supported her lolly popper status.

3. Are you a lolly popper?

by NLP2010 June 28, 2010

Lolgy

An orgy of "lols".
Usually formed by teenage Californian females.

Girl1:I was like Lol!
Girl2:Really, lol?
Girl2: Yeah! And he was lolling too!
Guy: I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR LOLGY!!!!

by Rostra Maximus August 16, 2010

lolly

a suckable tasty sweet, hard or soft, depending on the weather

i don't do lollies coz i used to be von.

by candysbad4u June 27, 2004