Lapped

Using your tongue to suck up liquid.

Bro #1: Dude Jessica lapped me so hard last night
Bro #2: Dude! Jessica is so hot!

by Spoilednewyorkgirl April 25, 2019

lapd

the ghettoest of all police depts.

fuckin lapd sucks ass by being racist, pulling ppl over for dumbshit and not solving murders

by jackson j May 30, 2006

lated

YOU GOT SERVED YO,

to get served, LOL.

"gamble got LATED!"

"hey gamble, LATE!"

by youlaN December 28, 2005

Laredo

Shitty-ass town; used to be nice; now it's HELL ON EARTH.

Hi, Jim, where are you from?
Laredo.
*bang**thud*

by laredo sux December 15, 2003

lapes

old people; elderly; senior citizens

Look at those lapes sitting in those rocking chairs.

by Anish Patel May 26, 2008

Laredo

It's a border town in south Texas. The population is approx. 200,000 on paper. There are, however, a great deal of illegal aliens who don't respond to the Census. This city is mainly hispanic and believes the U.S. is mainly Christian for some reason.

I hate Laredo. It should be nuked from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

by Raqem August 19, 2003

Louisville Lapdance

A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.

The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.

by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006