Johnny Sailor

A sexual practice, whereby two people acquire a container full of liquid (water, or urine for extra fetish), before commencing sexual intercourse in the doggy position. This must be conducted anally for maximum effect.

The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.

Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.

She looks like the kind of girl who'd enjoy a Johnny Sailor

by D.Andrews August 8, 2009

Office Johnny

Someone who works a menial job in an office environment.

Friend #1: So, what does Adam do for work?
Friend #2: He's just an Office Johnny at the moment, but is looking to move into plumbing.

by kyusssss July 23, 2010

Johnny Depp

One of the best actors ever. Fantastic in Blow & in Ed Wood. Also, he's super hot.

Johnny Depp lives in France, & is the best actor out there.

by numchuck bitch July 29, 2003

johnny marr

Lead guitar player of the Smiths.

I wish johnny marr hadn't quit the Smiths in '87.

by Phej July 5, 2005

Johnny Boy

The man, simply a god among men. People appear as mere mortals, because of immortality of his greatness. Women love him, men want to be him. Scottish by background, lover in faith. Can please any women, known for his overwhelming strength and power.

God, Brad Pitt, William Wallace, Johnny Boy

by jhaywood02 March 3, 2009

johnny pump

a fire hydrant, in new york, esp. lower manhattan and brooklyn, esp. one that's open in the summer for kids to play in

when i got home from work, all the boys on my block threw me in the johnny pump

by candybaby August 5, 2006

johnny depp

Ethereal
Way too fine for this world...

A man who looks like that is ethereal!

by Jill November 20, 2003