The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.
Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?
Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.
Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.
by ch1nk123 December 1, 2013
Get the Jamaican Pancake Maker mug.A person to be feared like God. Jamaican Mothers have special bonds with leather belts. Any problem can be fixed with the belt. Rumor has it, the belt is valued more than their own child. They defend their actions with the bible.
Average Mom : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)
Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*
Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO
Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!
Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*
Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)
Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?
Child : None of your business...i'll be back later
Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*
Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO
Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!
Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*
Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14
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Jamari is a tall darkskin handsome boy.
And he is funny and he makes people laugh . He can be annoying sometimes.
But he not that bad when you met him . He is caring and there when you need him. He likes to play football. He has big dreams of having a great future. And he's into brown skin and dark skin girls.
And he is funny and he makes people laugh . He can be annoying sometimes.
But he not that bad when you met him . He is caring and there when you need him. He likes to play football. He has big dreams of having a great future. And he's into brown skin and dark skin girls.
Jamari is a fun and exciting boy.
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Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"
Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"
Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"
Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"
by Rick Slender November 17, 2006
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"Colleen and Francis told me that they encountered the jamaician house guest last night."
"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John
"Last night I was fucking Con, and someone gave me the jamaician house guest," said John
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by Chabria December 3, 2006
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-Dude, I need to find me a Jamaica. But how do you know when you find her?
-If you can't keep your mind off her and you have a constant smile on your face because of her, you have found her.
-If you can't keep your mind off her and you have a constant smile on your face because of her, you have found her.
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