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The Illegal Immigrant Fart 

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."
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National Illegal Day 

National Illegal Day happens everyday, it’s when it’s illegal to rape people
Me: Do you know what today is?
You: No.
Me: It’s National Illegal Day it happens everyday.

National illegal day 

On February 30, you can do everything that's illegal now, but everything legal at that day is illegal.
Fred: It's National illegal day today, imma kill the one who stole my pen drive yesterday
John: But it's me...
Fred:
John: uh oh
National illegal day by ItzKarrotz October 13, 2021

Get freaking illegal 

The action to become freaking illegal.
1.) Commit an illegal activity and be sentenced to at least 10 years in prison.
2.) Get deported.
3.) Say anything offensive to The United States of America.
Friend: I'm playing google snake game rn.
Later....
Friend: *dies in snake*
Me: What's wrong?
Friend: GET FREAKING ILLEGAL!

That’s Illegal 

A saying by the popular you-tuber SSSniperWolf
Wait that’s illegal-SSSniperwolf

THAT'S ILLEGAL 

A phrase said when someone is beating you in Rocket League and winning. Bad gamers only use this phrase.
Jerald - Haha I scored again! Lets go its 4-0 to me!

Bob - BRUH THAT'S ILLEGAL!
THAT'S ILLEGAL by LemonBoii December 12, 2020

wait, that's illegal 

a meme on the internet from a game
"wait, that's illegal", said bob, seeing a car passing a red light