high and tight higgins

The high and tight higgins is a variation of the high and tight haircut common in the military. It was developed during the gulf war, and found it's way into society shorly afterwards.

The high and tight higgins is a haircut in a mans pubic region. The high and tight variation is when a man cuts his own hair and leaves random patches of hair around his balls and anus.

Man looks like you need to invest in a mirror, you got a high and tight higgins all over your balls.

by higgins January 19, 2005

shiggin' higgin' lygar

1. (noun) rusty nails
2. the best thing that has ever happened to you.

When I scored the game winning goal I was "OOO that was shiggin' higgin' lygar!"

by Ma-Rak November 25, 2007

hagging

A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)

Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.

by pdaddy82 January 15, 2006

tree hugging season

That time of year that starts around Earth Day and ends a few months after (weather good for protesting) when hippies go out and recycle, smoke pot, make drum circles, and eat granola bars.

Joe: Gay hippies are in the library complaining about The Man, must be tree hugging season. season.

by Timmeh-San April 22, 2009

road hogging

Two slow drivers driving side by side preventing traffic from passing.

Crap these two are road hogging. Let me tailgate the living mess out of one so I can get by.

by pdub2014 July 14, 2014

baylie higginbotham

Half mexican girl, pretty chill

Look at that Baylie Higginbotham she's half white half mexican she's chill

by AJEL_6 May 19, 2016

hawking the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.

Damn, that motherfucker is hawking the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

by In the next room September 15, 2008