auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "

johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "

by gmw January 22, 2008

handball

To "delegate" work to others in the workplace/department when you don't want to take responsibility for the possible ramifiactions, or can't be arsed to do the work.

I.e. Mr Bryant is such a handballer

by lalalal April 23, 2005

Handbanging

male masturbation.

Cliff: Where's Timmy?
Timmy's Mom: He's upstairs handbanging.

by NADERAGE July 7, 2010

handball

to unload by hand

"fork lift truck? you must be joking. this is TESCO's. stop whinging and handball that twnty tons of spuds off NOW!

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

handball

To handball is to fist-fuck a guy.

I went to the Handball Express in San Francisco a few times, and I always left feeling stuffed!

by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021

Handbagging

v. The act of simulating teabagging (v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth) with ones hand.

I just witnessed Greg handbagging himself trying to explain teabagging to the professor.

by Dr. Inappropriate June 5, 2011

handbagging

when receiving a hand-job it is the aim to position her handbag is such way that it will get covered in spunk

I came on Laura's expensive handbag - she didn't mind

by bob2 November 17, 2003