hambonics

oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering

I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning

by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004

Lazarus Hamm

A complete dunce.
Likely to be #clapped

Check out this Lazarus Hamm. Probably Sucks at video games.

by Turtle-Guy October 8, 2018

jack hammond

The act of anal sex so hard that the arsehole folds out and splits open.

Man, I Jack Hammond her!

by Josh Cassar November 15, 2007

Hammage

When going HAM, hard as a mother fucker, has occured at a high level.

The morning after the party, the hammage from last night could be seen every where.

by Tyler Tex June 17, 2012

Stu Hamm

A bass virtuoso. Plays bass for Joe Satriani, and also has a solo career. Proficient in pick style, fingerstyle, slap style, and tapping, he is comparable in talent to Satch himself.

"I just saw the G3 show, and Stu Hamm was playing as insane as Satch!"

by Deathw1sh October 30, 2004

banana hammock

1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.

1.
Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.

by bobby May 25, 2004

hamdogged

Thoroughly inebriated after excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Man, I was totally hamdogged last night!

by Cazzy March 6, 2007