hess

n. a suave individual, well mannered

Wow, Hess is looking like a pimp tonight... Wait, he looks like a pimp every night.

by J. M. Stacy May 1, 2005

hessian tea

mountain dew, a beverage consumed by hessians

look he is drinking some hessian tea

by englandboycal April 21, 2005

Hesseling

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

Hestonaldo

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.

Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!

by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008

HeshTD

Having sexual intercourse or engaging in a caressing manner with a hesh person. It is a severely scary and harsh disease that is only now augmenting. Common HeshTD's are coffin dick/vagina, turtle dick and taco dick. Scientists are only now discovering more extreme variations of HeshTD's.

Adam: Yo man I had sex with melissa at the party last night!

Kevin: Dude she has HeshTD's!! Your gonna die from coffin dick!

Adam: No my dick is gonna fall off or worse!!!

by HeshScientist June 16, 2009

hesstick

A type of hangnail, specifically a long skinny rod of nail material that sprouts between the side skin and the nail itself. Found only on fingernails and often painful to remove.

He reached over to hold my hand and became impaled on my hesstick.

by Hedda LeTuce June 13, 2011

Hessianize

From the term hessian (proud metal fan), means to preach about metal music everywhere you go.

Hessianize the world!

by wrathchild1 April 12, 2013