Grooner

The combination of a Gooner and a Groomer. A Disgusting and Vile existence.

Person 1: “Did you hear about Luke, I heard he got exposed as a Grooner?”

Person 2: “What?!?”

Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"

by MafyuSmile October 1, 2024

Grooner

An old guy that loves to goon and dress like a crooner. Typically found on social media commenting on everything a girl in her 20s posts. Often obsessed with trans girls in particular. Falls in love with bots and OF accounts

My dad's been a huge grooner since the divorce..

That old grooner won't leave me alone

by Megaplanet April 27, 2025

Grooveriff saccadist

A person who has a physiological, or sexual attraction towards the lower anterior torso, due to the visually appealing grooves and dips. Preference is concentrated on the midriff, inguinal region, and the prominence of the vulva. The individual has inclination in arousal of "bottomless fits" or exposure of the inferior anatomy. groove-midriff-saccade

I asked Matthew wherether he liked chest or butt, but he said in between. I knew he was a Grooveriff saccadist.

by PhlNav16 March 3, 2026

Groomership

A made up word meaning the word "grooming" but constant practice of it or making it a service around others

"The manipulation and pedophilia are all part of his groomership ideals."

"They're spreading this sort of groomership like if it was a sport."

by OchiSlug September 2, 2025

groose regressing

to regress into a former version ofones self in the form of a man goose (groose)

"Yo did u hear about how josh likes to groose regressing and thinking hes a goose?"

by yayoi December 7, 2025

Groomer Ivy

San Fransisco band who’s lead singer has grooming and abuse allegations. Alternatively known as “Luna Ivy”.

“You’re going to Groomer Ivy? I hear their lead Lees is a weirdo.”

by Jdleon December 7, 2025

schnickle groober

bore

you are such a schnickle groober

by Bdog2013 January 23, 2011