going out for cigarettes

A popular euphemism for a parent (usually the Dad) walking out and abandoning their kids/family, where the abandonment takes place under the cover of a harmless, non-suspicious errand like going to get cigarettes.

Last time I was my Dad I was 3; he told us he was going out for cigarettes and he never came back.

by Luketheforce December 31, 2017

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 3, 2020

Going Ho

When you leave a party to have sex with a random girl.

Joey: Hey Garrett, are you going home?
Garrett: Nah bro, I am going ho.

by gb1033 January 25, 2015

Life is meaningless and we're all going to die

Something you say to justify your chronic procrastination.

I don't need to do this school assignment because life is meaningless and we're all going to die

by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 15, 2021

Going Nord

Wearing a considerable lack of clothing when being outside on a cold day. The phrase also implies that the person seems to be unaffected by the chilly elements around them. The term Nord is derived from the Nordic race in Skyrim who possess fifty percent resistance to frost.

Sam: I'm just going to wear this sleeveless shirt outside.
Oleg: It's twenty degrees outside. You're gonna freeze.
Sam: I don't care. I'm going Nord.

by PackAttack August 1, 2012

Going for a McShit

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

I'm going for a McShit

by Snake July 9, 2004

getting it going

To get the party started. Often yelled loudly and with a stutter. Ironically, this is often said when the party is over and everyone is hammered. Can also be used as an excuse to drink a beer at 9 a.m.

*beer cracks open*
Girl- What are you doing? It's 9 a.m.
Dude- I'm getting it going!!

by Socksies June 23, 2016