Glock 'n' spiel

Not to be confused with the old-fashioned xylophone-like instrument, this term refers to Madea's lengthy "gettin'-getter-got" monologue to Dr. Phil. in which she says she'll "get my Glock" if "the gotters get me".

Dr. Phil totally didn't know how to handle Madea after her rambling "Glock 'n' spiel", and so he told her retinue that they'd have to "get someone else to treat her --- I'm done".

by QuacksO January 15, 2020

Glockdown

At around day 20 of the lockdown, when the pistols come out.

It was a total glockdown of the city.

by Vatu April 28, 2020

GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE

n.
location, somewhere in the hills of northern California closer to the coast

"Throw yo hood up!"
"GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE!"

by NOT IN MY MERICA NOZIR September 12, 2020

GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE

exclamation informal

To end a nomal conversation/debate the most nignat way possible in .83 secs flat and that's my kind of ignat

Teacher, "Well soulless ginger Brad if you're soooo smart what's 4x4?"
Soulless ginger Brad, "All the math I need to know if 4x4 don't get stuck. GLOCKSBURG BUD YEE YEE!"

by NOT IN MY MERICA NOZIR September 16, 2020

Glockxiety

When you leave or forget you’re glock somewhere.

Homie 1 - Damn bro I left the glock at the crib. I’m starting to get anxiety out here.

Homie 2 - Relax man your getting glockxiety! it’s alright I’ll swing back around the house.

by Superdownfool January 31, 2021

Glock and Balls

Glock and Balls is a simple term referring to a dual round drum attached to a Glock. Looks like a cock and balls

Jeffrey: Did you see the new dual round drum for the Glock 17?
Dave: Oh you mean the Glock and Balls

by Charles Babypowder October 18, 2021

Glock cock choker

When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised

Bro I just gave the glock cock choker last night to big Jim

by Lynsey brolly December 6, 2021