Friendly fifth

That last fifth of a bottle of spirits (such as whiskey, vodka, or other) which must be consumed quickly so it does not oxidize, as a result you must invite over everyone you know to drink it.

This assures you a constant supply of fresh spirits and friends.

Only the friendly fifth is left in the bottle, who should we call?

by DAG February 9, 2013

Friendenema

The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.

I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.

by I am the Travis January 21, 2015

friendterview

(noun)-The first time that your closest friends meet the new person you're dating; to seek a friend's opinion of a romantic prospect; combination of "friend" and "interview"

Paul brought his new lady to the party, but everyone knew it was a friendterview.

by Joemomma77 May 13, 2015

friendly juices

Juices that come out when you squeeze your friends

"Let me squeeze you!"
"No! My friendly juices will ruin your grandmamas rug!"

by TheFakeGinger May 2, 2016

friendly cuddles

Cuddles with someone that isn't a love interest.

Friendly cuddles follow these guidelines

-clothed
-no kisses

-hands kept away from private parts

-no feelings towards one another

"Yo man, Britney and I totally hung out and we cuddled"

"Brad. She told me those were strictly friendly cuddles"
"Yeah man I know, but I still got to have her body next to mine"

by Youahoekk July 2, 2016

friendjealous

When you want your friends to be nice to one another but not to the point of extending that acquaintance into another independent friendship that does not involve you as the original friend of both parties.

Ex. Sher introduces Alison and Gillian because she wants them to be nice to each other so they can hang out in a group setting without conflict but she feels FRIENDJEALOUS when she finds out a week later than Gillian and Alison have gone shopping together without her.

by daytonastormer July 19, 2017

friendly douchebag

A dude who takes part in typical douchebag activities, but still maintains a decent enough personality to give a slight fuck about someone else's feelings.

"Those bros looked like total douchebags, but when they said 'good morning' I realized they were friendly douchebags."

by d_bag24 May 26, 2018