header footer

To headshot someone in the video game series "Halo tm."

"Holy shit I just fucking header footered that assclasp"
See assclasp.

by Apeshit monkey June 14, 2008

tom foolery

Cockney rhyming slang for 'jewelry'. Often shortened to just 'tom'.

"Seems like the victim had some tom foolery taken as well..."

by splatharri February 14, 2013

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

by moi October 15, 2003

Alyssa Fowler

A back-up singer for people such as Britney Spears(pre K-Fed), Ashlee Simpson, and Taylor Swift.
Also Known As:
amazing, wonderful, fantastic, incomprehensible, marvelous, pwning, extraordinary, hilarious, bootilishiz, stunning, captivating, awesome.

"Is that Alyssa Fowler?!"
"Yeah. She's greater than everyone in the universe combined!"

by Jake Harrison August 25, 2006

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Fowler

A Fowler can be found lurking in the shadows near any young woman, particularly blondes. It will use all it's charm and charisma in an extravogant dance to entice aforementioned young women into it's lair where the intent would be to perform an ancient mating ritual. The reality however is that once close to the prey, the Fowler will turn a brilliant shade of red and retract from the situation. The Fowler will then return to it's lair alone, and take up residence on the seat facing his desk with "red tube" on his computer screen.

Girl 1: "Did you see that guy checking you out?"
Girl 2: "Yeah but he looks like a total Fowler!"

by bantsbabes May 28, 2011

Fowler

an absolutely brilliant stiker, one of the best in the world in his prime and has now returned to his one true team. scored many goals goals for us and would be alot more if dickhed benitez will play our best stiker.

Fowler has scored 183 goals in 364 need i say more.

by jonny1231 April 7, 2007