seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019

Crowd funding

Shut up about the crowd funding he's telling people to cut him a check and he has a million times more money than I do... And not ME Hym but him him.

Hym "OH JEEZ! YEP! THE CROWD FUNDING! THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM ISN'T IT!? I'M NOT CROWD FUNDING!"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.

Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!

by LassieSavage August 7, 2023

As difficult as finding Nemo

An adventure or task that's hard to achieve.

Getting admitted into the army is as difficult as finding nemo

by UncleJudd January 2, 2020

partial slot funding

Where one (or more) people get a free slot while the original creator pays for all of the slots

Hey Pickles do you know about Partial Slot Funding?

by LingLingAlex August 7, 2023

Just as the founding fathers intended

Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023

Fondoing

The action of placing ones penis into the fondue.

The only thing worse than double dipping is fondoing in front of everyone.

by PHDWho January 20, 2015