flaming heterosexual

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.

Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.

by jamison313 May 23, 2006

flaming indian oasis

When a man sets fire to a mans pubic hair with the intention to piss or cum it out.

See also: flaming oasis

Ilja really gave me a nice flaming indian oasis last night, but all the hairspray made it very flamable.

by Geert / Piggen March 30, 2005

Flaming Moose

First made a Bizzare appearance in the movie "Knowing". It just ran out, galloping and making the most funniest moose-like sound possible, giving "Knowing" one of the movie moments in history.

You can also use that term if you have nothing better to say and want people to laugh.

"Did you see that Flaming Moose during the burning forest scene in "Knowing"..that was some funny shit!"

Person 1: so...what now..anything...

Person 2: Flaming Moose!

Person 1: HAHAHAHA!

by Flamatory Moose April 27, 2009

Flaming Lotus

An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.

Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom

Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.

Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.

Jack: Meh

by john the beast May 26, 2013

jizz flaping mozzletump

when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket

guy 1: dude what happened to you wife's eye.
guy 2: oh i just gave her a "jizz flaping mozzletump".

by blablablablablahaha March 4, 2011

blue flaming skull

A really cool blue skull which is on fire. It goes with everything for example mousemats, wallpaper, floor rugs, car seats, etc. Anyone who knows about the blue flaming skull is automatically 200% cooler 😎.

Friend: YOOOOO!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW BLUE FLAMING SKULL PC CASE
You: OMG!!!!! WHERE DO I BUY IT

by flamingskull42 April 10, 2022

snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".

Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!

by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010