Erection

1. When a man's penis is enlarged due to natural attraction to another person. Men will normally get a hard one after looking at woman who are posing in a manor that is 'stiffening' to a man. See example. Erections are also obtained during sex when fooling around with the opposite gender. However some teenage boys are unable to control this urge and often get an erection in an embarassing situation. Some men get an erection over another man ; this is the sure sign of being gay.

2. A building that has been created - generally through man made resources.

Description 1 : The man got an erection after looking at a semi-naked woman who was sucking her finger seductively.

Description 2 : The erection of the new school had been completed a day earlier than expected.

by Posa-D December 28, 2005

erection

flesh eating disease that makes the penis much larger, less flexible, gives your semen acid firing powers , and hypnotizes you to think that your enjoying it yet inside you are filled with regret because u forgot to put a your elastic covering

Erection is the gateway drug to sex addiction

by instafindafailare February 23, 2011

Shit-eration

The generation of people that watch Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, and insit that leggings are a legitimate substitution for pants.

This shit-eration is excelling the world towards idiocracy.

by upgradd February 22, 2011

Sports Erection

A person who gets an erection from playing or watching sports.

Dude, that guys such a sports erection. He's getting hard over the Man-U game.

by TheMullenia August 19, 2011

The Erection of Gru

Gru has never gotten an erection (even during the act of stuffing), but it is prophesied in the scriptures that when he does, a shockwave will be sent across the earth, a cataclysmic event.

The moment the erection of Gru started, everyone knew the world as they knew it was over.

by Fiishy December 15, 2021

erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

Erection

When your Penis gets hard from sexual thoughts, sights, or stimulations

"Aw man, Jessica's big tits are giving me a giant erection"

"James, stick your thick erection up my pussy!"

by BonerGuy17 October 25, 2016