Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Dieter Becker-Wulff

The most innocent German cinnamon roll that could ever exist.

He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.

Let's go protect Dieter Becker-Wulff from mean girls.

by Hi-i-definethingsthatidontfind January 28, 2021

finger diet

your fingers need to go on a diet, as you keep hitting the wrong letters while texting on your blackberry/iphone/mobile

i keep typing the wrong letters on my phone when texting - my fingers are too fat for the buttons, they need to go on a finger diet

by R4YCH February 5, 2010

roll dried

After being being busted by cops, usually for excess partying, the officers then rape you in a group fashion. This typically occurs after one has been drinking and smoking weed simultaneously for extended periods of time.

After waking up sore, with a hangover, a ticket, and no memories of the night before, James concluded that the only reasonable explanation was that he and the bros were roll dried last night.

by ballroller007 May 10, 2010

Snorlax Diet

When one's routine consists of nothing but eating and sleeping. According to the Pokedex entry for Snorlax, "All it does is eats and sleeps."

Last night when he was home alone, Sam decided to go on the Snorlax Diet.

by vine-whip November 12, 2011

Instagram Diet

When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.

Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.

by ObscureFault August 28, 2014

Kaleo Diet

A combination of the Ketogenic, or Keto, diet and the Paleo diet. Many people have adopted the Paleo diet (eating like our hunter-gather ancestors) which means no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc. Now more and more people have switched to the Keto diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs since we normally burn carbs for fuel, but if there is very little in the diet, the body will burn the fat for fuel through a process called ketosis). You can continue to eat the like a cave man but adapt it to a percentage of fats, protein and carbs that turn your body into a fat burning machine and you have the Kaleo diet.

The Kaleo diet is a combination of both the Paleo diet (no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc) and ketogenic diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs).

by Dr Kat May 23, 2017