Shboink-a-doink

I slammed his mom with my shboink-a-doink
by HeyJake! June 30, 2025
mugGet the Shboink-a-doinkmug.

Doink a joint

I had a hard day so I need to doink a joint
by Brewsa78 June 30, 2023
mugGet the Doink a jointmug.

Doink

When you shove your fingers half way some poor fellow's butt hole. Bonus points are added for when they clench up their butt cheeks.
Jim gave Mary a doink so hard, she almost shat herself.
by camdizzle14 May 30, 2016
mugGet the Doinkmug.

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack
Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!
by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023
mugGet the Billy Doinkmug.

doinking a doinker

From the famous TikToker @notnataliebenson “my girl math is taking a garden gummy while doinking a doinker so that once the doinker has doinked off the garden gummy comes in and extends your entire gardening session”
I’m going to go doink a doinker-or-I’m going to go smoke a joint
by 420_outhere06 March 19, 2024
mugGet the doinking a doinkermug.

Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.
Gilbert is SUCH a Doink
by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019
mugGet the Doinkmug.

Share this definition