Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
Get the Divine Comedymug. The long lost forgotten Keystroke class in Black Magic, by Qaeo. Removed due to it's FPS problems, this was a great tool for freestyle keystroking and for anti-teaming.
Me: where's divinity
Bobby: where's divinity 2
Bobby: where's divinity 2
by Erialyis September 1, 2018
Get the Divinitymug. A divine moment is when someone exhibits:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Culprit: Well done, you figured this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment
by d1v1ne June 2, 2024
Get the divine momentmug. (noun, verb)
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
Get the Divine Stretchmug. Divine Cherish is a girl from Wattpad story “The Divine Infection”. She is a half veela who attends Hogwarts, in Slytherin house. She is known for being sexy, popular, and kind. She is the love interest of Draco Malfoy.
by houseofmalfoy June 8, 2021
Get the Divine Cherishmug. Pronunciation: dəˈvaɪn ri lm
Definition:
A celestial dominion characterized by divine authority and ethereal beauty.
The supernatural spiritual plane where saints reside in perfect harmony.
An otherworldly domain that transcends human comprehension.
The realm of divinity and immortality.
Significance:
• It defines the ultimate abode of deities.
• It emphasizes transcendence beyond mortal existence.
• It identifies an exalted state of being.
• It avoids mundane terminology.
• It improves linguistic precision regarding religious concepts.
• It replaces non-American, Scandinavian-Germanic, and foreign expressions with classical Latinate roots.
Phrase: Divine Realm
Definition:
A celestial dominion characterized by divine authority and ethereal beauty.
The supernatural spiritual plane where saints reside in perfect harmony.
An otherworldly domain that transcends human comprehension.
The realm of divinity and immortality.
Significance:
• It defines the ultimate abode of deities.
• It emphasizes transcendence beyond mortal existence.
• It identifies an exalted state of being.
• It avoids mundane terminology.
• It improves linguistic precision regarding religious concepts.
• It replaces non-American, Scandinavian-Germanic, and foreign expressions with classical Latinate roots.
Phrase: Divine Realm
Examples:
• Ascending into the divine realm, he felt at peace.
• She desired to view the splendor of the divine realm.
• Only those pure of heart may enter the divine realm.
• The mysteries of the divine realm remain concealed from humanity.
• Prophets predicted their ascension to the divine realm.
• Ascending into the divine realm, he felt at peace.
• She desired to view the splendor of the divine realm.
• Only those pure of heart may enter the divine realm.
• The mysteries of the divine realm remain concealed from humanity.
• Prophets predicted their ascension to the divine realm.
by Dmitrio July 17, 2025
Get the Divine Realmmug. A claim made by an individual that is inherently unverifiable, rendering it impossible to determine its truthfulness or whether it constitutes a deliberate falsehood.
Example
Dumbass: Did you take my diamonds?
Jonathan: Yeah I burned them in lava lol
Dumbass: Did you really?
Jonathan: I guess you’ll never know
Dumbass: Oh no! He’s using the Divinity Clause
Dumbass: Did you take my diamonds?
Jonathan: Yeah I burned them in lava lol
Dumbass: Did you really?
Jonathan: I guess you’ll never know
Dumbass: Oh no! He’s using the Divinity Clause
by UrTweakin May 7, 2025
Get the Divinity Clausemug.