Data Dogged 

To backout last minute.

My new employer data Dogged me 2 weeks before my joining date.

Data Dogged by potter_is_not_my_name November 4, 2022

data lakehouse 

It's like a data lake and a house. With AI pushing all the limits, data lakes are not enough. You need a data lakehouse to keep all your ones and zeros together and LLM'd to the max.

We tried everything to get our chatbot to get smarter, but the data lakehouse provided the connectivity and bandwidth we needed.

data lakehouse by jmacofearth October 6, 2023

Data Wasteman 

A person who sends boring and bad memes and social links, particularly video, that are a waste of data to watch.

Haissam you are such a data wasteman. That TikTok video just took 3 minutes of my life I can’t get back

Data Wasteman by Lockitt January 26, 2024

data barnacle 

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit

Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle

data barnacle by Nrob88 March 13, 2024

Data Piggy 

A tech sector Venture Capitalist who stuffs their little piggy faces on people's private information until their little piggie overall buttons pop off their engorged little piggy bodies.

A data piggy out of Silicon Valley invested in my favorite app and now they're following me across the web, slopping up all of my private information.

Data Piggy by Notadatapiggy September 12, 2024

data miner 

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

data miner by califctn February 12, 2025

Data Male 

An individual who is obbesses with statistics and appearing scientific to the point of being shallow, unethical, elitist or short-sighted.

Person 1: Man I got rejected from college.
Person 2: Well its statistically likely of people of your background to be rejected.
Person 1: Dude you're such a data male.

Data Male by Slack Yoth February 17, 2025