Robo daddy, 2nd officer of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D).
A Soong type Android, he's programmed in all kinds of techniques..... Meaning he can fuck up your shit and rock your world
A Soong type Android, he's programmed in all kinds of techniques..... Meaning he can fuck up your shit and rock your world
Some pleb ensign: "yeah, my girl left me last week."
The captain: "yeah, I saw her on Lt. Commander Data's arms in the holodeck... Tough luck."
The captain: "yeah, I saw her on Lt. Commander Data's arms in the holodeck... Tough luck."
by Rupert T. Codsworth April 5, 2020
Get the Lt. Commander Datamug. It is when a statistician, journalist, article writer, or anyone else steals statistics from a different country and uses it as a substitute (as if it came from their own country, when it originally didn't).
I read an article last night, and I found a lot of statistical data theft that riddles and renders it pointless.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.
by BM99 October 11, 2023
Get the Statistical Data Theftmug. The mental states that a computer owner goes through when the only copy of data is lost. For instance, a hard drive that contains family pictures from the last 5 years which has never been backed up suddenly dies, the owner will go through several stages of denial that the data has been actually lost and cannot be recovered.
A classic case of Data Loss Denial (DLD):
"It was 230am. I had been staring at the clicking hard drive for 6 hours non-stop, as if my very retinal gaze would be able to pull the 700GB of lost JPGS back to life thru the steel sides of the hateful beast. I started to scream, then wail like a banshee from "LOTR part 5". "FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK!!!! FUCK ME!!!! FUCK ME!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!" I screamed over and over and over. The walls shook. The kids awoke in terror and cried. My wife grabbed the phone and started to dial 911. I wrenched the phone from her hands and screamed "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T! That was 700 hundred FUCKING JIGGABYTES OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!! And now its GONE!!!!!!!". I grabbed the black metal rectangle of clicking death and ran downstairs. I started to throw it over the back fence. Then I stopped. I thought, hmmmmm, maybe, just maybe, if I hook it back to that SATA cable, just one more time?? And power cycle again? Yeah, that'll do it. Lets go try again....."
"It was 230am. I had been staring at the clicking hard drive for 6 hours non-stop, as if my very retinal gaze would be able to pull the 700GB of lost JPGS back to life thru the steel sides of the hateful beast. I started to scream, then wail like a banshee from "LOTR part 5". "FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK!!!! FUCK ME!!!! FUCK ME!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!" I screamed over and over and over. The walls shook. The kids awoke in terror and cried. My wife grabbed the phone and started to dial 911. I wrenched the phone from her hands and screamed "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T! That was 700 hundred FUCKING JIGGABYTES OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!! And now its GONE!!!!!!!". I grabbed the black metal rectangle of clicking death and ran downstairs. I started to throw it over the back fence. Then I stopped. I thought, hmmmmm, maybe, just maybe, if I hook it back to that SATA cable, just one more time?? And power cycle again? Yeah, that'll do it. Lets go try again....."
by Chuckles759 February 3, 2010
Get the Data Loss Denial (DLD)mug. An intentionally lame and pathetic excuse for not doing your homework, meant to be goofball-charming, since dogs are unable to actually consume computer generated data.
Yeah it was terrible, I wrote the entire totally stellar paper, it took me all day and all night, and then tragedy struck when the dog ate my data!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
Get the the dog ate my datamug. The metroid data base is #1 when it comes to metroid knowledge. It has a vast makority of information including forums with friendly people. Be aware though it is a formal site so no spamming.
by ridley-x August 16, 2009
Get the Metroid data basemug. When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
by dejaflu September 8, 2010
Get the gathering carpet topography datamug. all jane could manage as a job in IT was as a Data Wrangler... she wasnt smart enough to be a Database designer or developer.
by freddy fudpucker May 11, 2004
Get the Data Wranglermug.