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Lt. Commander Data

Robo daddy, 2nd officer of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D).

A Soong type Android, he's programmed in all kinds of techniques..... Meaning he can fuck up your shit and rock your world
Some pleb ensign: "yeah, my girl left me last week."
The captain: "yeah, I saw her on Lt. Commander Data's arms in the holodeck... Tough luck."
by Rupert T. Codsworth April 5, 2020
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Statistical Data Theft

It is when a statistician, journalist, article writer, or anyone else steals statistics from a different country and uses it as a substitute (as if it came from their own country, when it originally didn't).
I read an article last night, and I found a lot of statistical data theft that riddles and renders it pointless.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.
by BM99 October 11, 2023
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Data Loss Denial (DLD)

The mental states that a computer owner goes through when the only copy of data is lost. For instance, a hard drive that contains family pictures from the last 5 years which has never been backed up suddenly dies, the owner will go through several stages of denial that the data has been actually lost and cannot be recovered.
A classic case of Data Loss Denial (DLD):

"It was 230am. I had been staring at the clicking hard drive for 6 hours non-stop, as if my very retinal gaze would be able to pull the 700GB of lost JPGS back to life thru the steel sides of the hateful beast. I started to scream, then wail like a banshee from "LOTR part 5". "FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK!!!! FUCK ME!!!! FUCK ME!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!" I screamed over and over and over. The walls shook. The kids awoke in terror and cried. My wife grabbed the phone and started to dial 911. I wrenched the phone from her hands and screamed "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T! That was 700 hundred FUCKING JIGGABYTES OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!! And now its GONE!!!!!!!". I grabbed the black metal rectangle of clicking death and ran downstairs. I started to throw it over the back fence. Then I stopped. I thought, hmmmmm, maybe, just maybe, if I hook it back to that SATA cable, just one more time?? And power cycle again? Yeah, that'll do it. Lets go try again....."
by Chuckles759 February 3, 2010
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the dog ate my data

An intentionally lame and pathetic excuse for not doing your homework, meant to be goofball-charming, since dogs are unable to actually consume computer generated data.
Yeah it was terrible, I wrote the entire totally stellar paper, it took me all day and all night, and then tragedy struck when the dog ate my data!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020
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Metroid data base

The metroid data base is #1 when it comes to metroid knowledge. It has a vast makority of information including forums with friendly people. Be aware though it is a formal site so no spamming.
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Metroid data base
by ridley-x August 16, 2009
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gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.
William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.
by dejaflu September 8, 2010
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Data Wrangler

low end data processing person, person who enters numbers and perhaps does some mild calculations.
all jane could manage as a job in IT was as a Data Wrangler... she wasnt smart enough to be a Database designer or developer.
by freddy fudpucker May 11, 2004
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