Phone deaf

When someone cannot hear the world around them while using their phone.

That girl is phone deaf.

by mzs454 January 18, 2021

decafate

The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.

Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.

by tsultrim June 18, 2013

Stone Deaf

When one has smoked so much marijuana that they are unresponsive and they do no hear anyone around them trying to get their attention

This kid is so stone deaf all he's doing is starring at the door hinge. Thats neg props and he's haggard

by AlAx August 14, 2005

Decaf

Decaf is word used to describe a person who is just as stupid as decaf coffee. With no flavor or purpose they are completely useless.

David: dude, why don't you like that chick?
Kevin: because she is a fucking decaf!

by Decafhostess May 8, 2014

deaf willy

when a suave gentleman decides to fuck his girl in the ear and flood her ear with his man juice, thus leaving her temporarily deaf.

Ming gave Jennifer the deaf willy with his 3.54 inch dremel because she was not being obedient to his sexual desires.

by Ali R. September 15, 2008

decaf coffee

A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.

oh my god, that guy is drinking DECAF coffee! TRAITOR!

by slightlynutty1 April 9, 2012

Deaf Poets

A Miami based Bluesy-Garage rock band formed in late 2009. Comprised of panty drip maker frontman Sean Wouters and the monogamous, Nikolas Espinosa.

Basically, they're the only underground group from Miami that is worth spending two and a half minutes over to like/love their driven, epic music.

Oh Sally!

Hey brah, you heard that new Deaf Poets joint? Shits fucking EPIC.

by Missy Malone June 20, 2011