cooter biscuit

little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.

Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.

by slapphappyseven March 27, 2009

Coot Juice

The highly debated, delectable secretion of the cooterus maximus, otherwise known as the Vajayjay, or Vag Palace. Coot Juice can be described as an invisible colored liquid that smells pleasant and has the consistency of Slimer from Ghostbusters. Coot Juice is responsible for lubricated sex and therefore is the source of all goodness and happiness throughout the world. It is known to be a high demand product, harvested from organic and inorganic Coots, that is marketed and distributed to dry, sandy Coots world wide. Coot juice comes in a variety of flavors ranging from watermelon to roses to anchovies. The uses of Coot Juice include curing AIDS, cancer, and minor aches and sprains.

"Man, did you get any Coot Juice last night?"

"Don't worry, I harvested the shit out of Marsha's inorganic coot. That's some GOOD MUTHAF*%C$N COOT JUICE! I'M RICH BIATCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

by The Penis Fencer October 3, 2007

cootchsmooch

1. Cunnilingus.
2. Stimulation of the vagina by the tongue and mouth.

I need a cootchsmooch and a mojito!

by Mower B-12 January 14, 2008

Choot

FEMALE SeX oRGAN:
choot is an exotic food to have with wine..a nice chut can b a great tension reliever...different types of choot ;dry chute;wet chute;flab chute;hairy chute ;para chute

arey tight choot milegaa kya....aaj mujhe sirf tera choot chudvaana hai...uske baat gaand maroogaa teri

by Lund Fakir August 3, 2003

cooter

woman's genital area

I got kicked in the cooter.

by Katie McSchlong December 7, 2004

Choot

Vagina : canal leading from the vulva to the uterus of the female mammal
Primarily used in context of human female

It has shades of meaning.Vagina biological name.
object of men's lust
used in abusing
Now it doesnt mean vagina only as then TERI MAA KI CHOOT would mean simply YOUR MOTHER"S VAGINA , rather it means I want your mother's vagina.
Iski choot leni hai : I want to fuk her
Choot maar donga : I'll fuk you
Choot mein lund daal do : Insert your Penis in the vagina in front of you

by Munish August 24, 2003

cooter bug

Any std or infection that you get from having sex with a female.Seecooter Does not apply to gays.

Doug: Dude i had sex with lindsay yesterday.

Chris: Go to a doctor. You may have gotten a cooter bug.

by bmx king April 5, 2005