Criticise Lin, Criticise Confucius

A great campaign which began in China in 1973, in order to criticise and repudiate the revisionist line of the renegade Lin Biao, a rightist and an opportunist who had 'waved the red flag to take the red flag down' and peddled bourgeois and Confucian ideals in order to subvert the proletarian dictatorship. In 1971 this rat tried to launch a coup against Chairman Mao, but failed and subsequently died in a plane crash in Mongolia while trying to flee to the fascist Brezhnevite Soviet Union (NOVWL). The campaign was part of the broader Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution, and shook the remnants of bourgeois culture and feudal mentality in China, dealing a harsh blow to the revisionist line as workers criticised Lin and the ancient slave owner representative Confucius, and began to build a new socialist consciousness. As expected, it was ended by the fascists when they seized power in their 1976 counter-revolution. It remains a great example for oppressed masses around the world, with the GPCR itself being the greatest step towards the ultimate goal of communism.

Red Tsar: "I use Linux btw."

Jack: "Did you know that Linux was a product of the Criticise Lin, Criticise Confucius campaign in socialist China, and that it actually stands for 'Lin Sucks'? Trust me, I'm for real!."

by Mistah Jay Double-You 'Worth May 30, 2022

Critism

The typo version of “criticism”.

“I offer constructive critism”
“Criticism**”

by thebesttoelicker January 7, 2023

bootleg critic

A person who has a critical opinion on something they stole.

"Man Dan is being a real Bootleg Critic over that new Drake Album."

by DJwasHERE66 May 18, 2016

monkey critic

Thrown poop

My cell mate monkey critic.

Throws his deuce all over my graffiti.

He thinks it don't stink.

by Tonythetiler November 24, 2021

CRITICAL!

It is the feeling of relief, happiness, sadness and remorse that one experiences when their character in Fire Pro knocks or is knocked unconscious

Similarly to having sex on alot of alcohol and not knowing exactly when you will ejaculate, but when you do...

** 8 minutes into match, Hogan Vs Taker **
Kurt: Oh man, I've done my finisher on you over 20 times
Chad: I know man, I'm close to 15 times now and you still won't die, bleeding like fuck though
** 20 minutes pass **
Kurt: Ohhh, the 30th leg drop and CRI... Oh damnit!
Chad: Haha, my hands ache using the RE controller
** another 20 minutes pass **
Chad: OK, this one and, ah shit, still didn't work!
Kurt: Leg drop whilst you're down and oh CRITICAL!
Chad: Bastard! Don't even think about picking me up... Beer and smoke?

by J R Hartley March 26, 2008

Critical Finish

A new "finisher" move featured in Soul Calibur IV. Much like a fatality in Mortal Kombat, this move can be pulled off regardless of the size of the opponenet's life bar.

Each critical finish is unique to each character, yet all are essentially ho-hum, over rated, and proof that the developers couldn't think of any new gameplay mechanics.

Instead of learning the game and dissecting each fighter's depth, newcomers to the game are simply racing to see who can pull off their critical finish but it's "way cool" and "of win".

by MrCerebellum August 19, 2008

Critical Race Theory

The concept of placing racism, typically that of white men, at the forefront of the discussion of (usually American) history and law. It labels race as a predominantly social construct and is often used to call people to fight institutionalized racism and privilege.
This theory is often criticized for labelling white people as incorrigible oppressors and bearing a strong resemblance to Marxism.

A: Critical Race Theory says the U.S. government was largely founded on bias towards white straight men.
B: Hey, I'm white and I'm not a racist
A: The fact you felt the need to speak up at all says otherwise

by Ockerjj March 20, 2022