clendy

The most incredible thing I’ve ever seen. I genuinely cried tears of joy after witnessing.

“Did you see clendy?” “Hello to the yeah it was awesome I exploded with cum”

by Stinkef November 24, 2021

Calendar Droppings

Purposely planting awkward and embarrasing meetings in your co-workers Outlook calendar for everyone to see.

Dude, I have a GILF date with Joe's grandmother tonight? And a prostate exam right after? I think I'm the victim of some calendar droppings.

by reliefpitcher June 24, 2008

Clandemic

An epidemic of infectious disease that takes over an entire family or household. Usually perpetuated from child to parent, and back again in a vicious, continuous cycle.

Does anyone know if Shad is going to be in today?

Doubt it, heard there's a clandemic at his house...poor bastard.

by Meatcurtain April 30, 2010

Clanday

Friends who are in only sexual relationships with you. Mostly hidden affairs.

He should not get too emotional with this, he is just a clanday to me.

by Ms Endowed December 4, 2010

calendar snooping

When one analyzes a co-worker's online calendar for the sole purpose of learning their personal or work business.

Person #1: Hey, Stacy told me you met with the hiring manager for that marketing job last week.

Person #2:How would she know that?

Person #1: She was calendar snooping again.

by all worked up February 21, 2012

calendar ho

a hot playmate who appears on porn calendars

man- hey guy's name want to go to the bar

guy- naw, stayin' home to watch a hot calendar ho

by rickreel November 30, 2011

calendared

When making plans, to confirm that you have set the time and date, and entered it into your itinerary - you say it's been "calendared."

Meet at 7pm on Sunday? No problem, calendared.

by pokzen August 18, 2013