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itinerary 

Pre-planned ; When you are going abroad or going for a tour and you make hotel reservations and guides and other stuffs as a part of itinerary
Senorita : I switched my hotel room, because the wifi speed was slow there
Me : Why bother about the wifi when you are travelling?
Seno : It was part of itinerary
itinerary by NerdyBunny January 10, 2019
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illicit itinerary 

A planned travel with the result of being able to do wrongful activity as a direct result of having transversed to the desired property when doing.
Mister Monopoly had an illicit itinerary for when he leaves GO as that was the intention all along.

idinerary 

idinerary: when getting together with friends for dinner/lunch or catch-ups, having an itinerary or agenda for topics to discuss
What is on our idinerary for our discussion today?

Itinerant 

1) The act of, relating to, or given to walking about;
2) Moving or traveling from place to place to freekin place;
3) Snooking around touching every damned thing around;
4) Cant sit still or settle down; and
5) Constantly, without rest, surveying, reconing, and otherwise annoying the hell out of everyone by any of the above actions.
1) Your two year old is is a damned Itinerant, he just cant sit still and is always ge'in into shit.

2) What an Itinerant, Billy Ho is all up in the bitches: hitt'in them here -- Tapp'in that ass there....
Itinerant by Biatch551 December 31, 2005

Nitinerary 

A list of places to be and people to see on a night out.
Save some coke for the last stop of the nitinerary, we'll need it.
Nitinerary by Suido February 23, 2009

itinerant 

a posh name for a nacker
get off my land you filthy itinerant
itinerant by yar muddar July 12, 2006

itinerant simp

When traveling, someone who shows excessive sympathy & attention toward people they find beautiful.
My brother Jabbar, an itinerant simp, would not stop bowing at the feet of the pretty Taiwanese waitresses as we traveled throughout Taiwan for our 5th wedding anniversary.
itinerant simp by MorRight August 11, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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